Welcome to my devious mind... by the way, could you move over a little to the left? I'm afflicted with proximity aversion disorder and you're really crowding me in here.

Well, what should I write about first? The fact that I'm probably the meanest person you've ever encountered? Or perhaps I should start at the beginning? Well, I was born... then I made my parents miserable for a few years until I became aware of another entity that seemed to distract the attention away from me from time to time... I had an older brother who might have been the first born but apparently wasn't awarded much in the intelligence area from my parents combined gene pool. I found that being a year younger was of no consequence when dishing out severely obscene amounts of mindfucking (to this day my older brother seeks therapy), then I found out that torturing my younger brother was more fun than playing Jedi mind tricks on my older brother... so I did that for a while until it bored me then I discovered how much fun it was to fuck with the vast numbers of stupid people who populate this great, spiraling rock we call Earth. That brings us to the present which means that it's time to get on with the show! I like to interview people just to help expose ignorance and stupidity where it hides in plain sight so to speak...

Every single day, I am forced to deal with a wide variety of inferior intellects... from your garden variety moron, to your more complex, yet equally infuriating, executive moron. These posts will try to detail exactly what I have to go through in order to help them realize that they are utilizing resources that would be best used growing weeds around my mailbox.